Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Dec 7, 2006 at 10:08 AM
1 comment

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . .

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

10. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate